The 20lb Killer
Dear future scared French Bulldog Owners, as you have heard there are many destructive articles about our beloved dog breed. An article recently written on “Don’t Spit on the Camel,” a popular blog site, attacked the breed. The article clearly states the history and the dangers of a French Bulldog, also called Frenchies, in a very blown out way. Stating things such as: Bulldogs have “desperate mentality of a psychopathic killer” and “Devouring Humans” (Menu). I, a French Bulldog owner, was extremely offended and hurt by this attack on the breed. In my post I’m going to take down these inaccurate statements and prove that French Bulldogs are an awesome and family friendly dog that is by no means malicious.
I understand that you have read the article “FRENCH BULLDOGS: THE MOST DANGEROUS THING ON PLANET EARTH, BY IAN” and you might be afraid of French Bulldogs because of all the accusations being made. Instead of shying away from buying an adorable French Bulldog because of the statements made in the article such as; “French Bulldogs have been known to pull cars for miles before taking a break to devour the passengers, and even this does not satisfy their hunger”, they have the ability to eat defensive weaponry that may be used against them, and that they should only be purchased by the most experienced of dog trainers. These statements are untrue and can easily be refuted, as a Bulldog owner and a fellow dog lover I understand where the fear can come from, but French Bulldogs are great dogs that are by no means deadly creatures. I am going to take down each of the previously stated points made in the article.
The first untrue statement made in the article is “French Bulldogs have been known to pull cars for miles before taking a break to devour the passengers, and even this does not satisfy their hunger”(Menu). This statement implies that a Bulldog has the strength to pull a fully loaded car. Let’s do the math; the average car is about 4,000 pounds (Hakim). Three average humans, a man at 194.4, a woman at 164.7 and a young child at 97.4 pounds weigh about 457 lbs (Human). A French Bulldog usually weighs around 24lbs so that would mean a French Bulldog could carry more than 185 times its own weight. In reality French Bulldogs are actually extremely lazy dogs; Vetstreet.com actually listed the French Bulldog as the number one laziest dog breed. Another issue with a French Bulldog carrying so much weight is that French Bulldogs are actually known for having many medical issues. Bull dogs are prone to severe joint disease due to overuse; the biggest issue is respiratory, since their nostrils are too small, making it hard for them to breathe (Understanding). Don’t get me wrong, Frenchies are very strong for their size, but it would physically be impossible for one to carry the weight of a car plus passengers. As you can see the argument being made in the blog about Frenchies being extremely hostile is untrue.
The second statement made about Frenchies is that they have the ability to eat defensive weaponry that may be used against them. French Bulldogs actually tend to be very picky eaters (How). In my own experiences with my French Bulldog, Tucker, he will barely eat his own food. All dogs are different but the idea that a 24lb dog could digest heavy weaponry is impossible. Ingesting metal is extremely harmful for a human to ingest and leads to a disease called heavy metal poisoning. Heavy metal poisoning is the toxic accumulation of heavy metals in the soft tissues of the body (Fallon). When a person takes in metal, with contact to our natural chemicals in our body, will start to interfere with organ system and functions (Fallon). Symptoms include: nausea, stomach pain and diarrhea (Heavy). If not treated heavy metal poisoning will lead to death and even when it is found early it can be tricky to treat and can cause irreversible neurological damages. Regardless of the fact that it would kill the dog, defensive weaponry is extremely hard to chew and all Bulldogs already have issues with having extremely small airways. There is no way the dog would even be able to eat the weaponry or live to tell the tale. This is yet another reason that the article is completely false and inaccurate.
Lastly the article stated that Frenchies should only be purchased by the most experienced of dog trainers. I am by no means an experienced dog trainer, and have had no issues with my little French Bulldog Tucker. French Bulldogs are very relaxed dogs, they don’t require much exercise and easily adapt to the environment they are put in (Why). They only require minimal grooming and are fine with being left alone for hours at a time. With little grooming needed it’s a very independent dog. The American Kennel Club described them as “well behaved, adaptable, and comfortable companions with an affectionate nature and even disposition; generally active, alert, and playful, but not boisterous.” (Why). Frenchies love to be lap dogs and are great with children and other dogs. The idea that French Bulldogs need to be owned by experienced dog owners is ridiculous, French Bulldogs in contrary are great dogs for a first time dog owner due to the fact that they have low temperament and are very smart (Why). Even though they are considered stubborn, learning the basic moves shouldn’t be an issue.
Even though the article was filled with many inaccuracies, there were a few points I do agree with. The article goes into detail of the History of the French Bulldog, stating their origin and why they were such a luxury in ancient times. Unfortunately the history tale takes a turn and becomes extremely abstract and untrue, like the rest of the article. The article described the “fall of the French Bulldog” which never occurred. Even though there was a splice of truth in the article, it is mostly full of inaccurate statements.
I hope after this post all your worries about a new French Bulldog puppy goes out the window. They are such great dogs that wouldn’t hurt a soul. My dog, Tucker, is the glue to my family. If anyone is ever down he is always there to make them smile. The article has a completely obscure look on a Frenchies and makes ridiculous claims. By no means is a French Bulldog a deadly animal, but a kind hearted dog that loves to play and cuddle. I hope your next puppy pick is a French Bulldog.