To Ike: "Aww, my Smooshy Face! My big guy smooshy face puppywuppykins!" He's 4 now, but still my puppy,lol.
To Rita: "Who's my retarded dog? Where's the Rita-rd? Aww, there she is!" followed by petting on my part and face licking on hers.
To Renee: "Nee-puppy! Where's momma's evil dog? C'mon, Satan, come here! Aww, momma wuves her sooo much!"
To Owen: "Gimme that belly! Wheres my hound tummy!" at which point he runs up and flops over for belly rubs.
To both the Pit Bulls *nauseating even to me and I am the one doing it!* "Aww, momma's Pretty Pitties! Look at momma's gorgeous gals! My Pretty Pitty Princesses!" etc. etc.
And everyone in the house talks to the pets like they're human. We have had some seriously embarassing moments when caught doing it because we say things to dogs we never say to anyone else.