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We have a few short stories regarding Max (proper Heinz 57 variety type, as per pic)
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Max was a family dog - we adopted him as a family when I was 20.
Anyway, one of my bro's favourite stories is when he was taking Max for a walk one afternoon. We lived at the top of a steep bank, and bro had kicked the ball for him down the bank. Max ran after it, slipped on the ice, did a forward roll, and, got back to his feet and carried on running after the ball, completely fine.
One of my favourites about him was when he was asleep on the edge of my bed (yes, you know where this is going). Sure enough, he fell off. Picked himself up and looked around him, cat like, as if to say "did anyone see that? No one saw that, right?"
Then there was the time when Milly was asleep by the fire after her spay. Max was lying at my feet, when Mill farted. Max did a slow head turn in her direction as if to say "was that you? You dirty bint!"
Milly: My favourite one with Mill was the time I was walking her and Max one sunny summer's evening. It was about 7pm and I was walking them before going out for the evening with family. Both were off leash, Max doing a voluntary heel (he had the ability to look at you like you were the single most important person in the world and that he'd pledge undying loyalty to you if you had treats. Until someone else had better treats on them But he sure made you look look impressive as a dog handler in between ).
Anyway, Mill was behind a bush. She's a lurcher, so she'd have no problem catching us up. In the opposite direction were two blokes, minding their own business and chatting between themselves, completely oblivious. I moved to the side of the pavement closest to Mill and counted down, 3... 2... The men passed us on two. 1!
Milly burst out from behind the bush at full speed, pounding the grass as she sprinted towards me and Max. I didn't have to turn back to know the men had stopped and did a double take. One asked the other "What was that?!"
Trying not to burst out laughing, in my head I said, "That's my girl!". Milly slowed, stopped, turned and trotted back to me.
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Trying to think of funny stories about Honey. . .