hahaha. So Kev went to get our dog crate back that I transported the bird in. I was at work.
The lady was like "ooooh the bird is sooo tame/happy now"
my first instinct here is...um...sure he is, you've had him a day and half, hes out of his element.
Then the good part. "the foster lady says he was biting your wife because she smelled like snakes
not because hes crazy, not because he wants to breed, not because hes been abused, not because he sees me as a mate, doesn't see me as a mate...not for any reason that makes sense.
I busted up laughing here. First...not sure what snakes smell like...but lets just humor that idea for a second...so when it was my days off, I hadn't been near a snake...he wasn't in a room with snakes...and he was going after me thats because I smelled like snakes? Mmmm hmmm. This is the same bird thats not afraid of 45lb dogs.
Oh and my husband would "smell like snakes" pretty much the same as I would. Interesting how that doesn't apply to him. Also didn't apply to the half dozen people who held him in a store full of snakes..
then there was more "ooo hes sooo tame...he hasn't bit anyone, hes sooo much happier with the foster"
This is pretty insulting actually...birds have whats called a "honeymoon period" where their personality is all rainbows and kittens because they are overwhelmed in a new enviroment...the bird was tame for me
too for about a month
so anyway...Iam glad he went and got the crate not me, because I don't know whether I would have laughed at them, or gotten insulted.
Either way they are in for a heck of a shock
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