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Old 10-22-2012, 07:56 PM
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If our dogs could speak what would they say?

Most nights mine would be saying, "Forget about the clock, get out the treats and let the training begin! It's only 1 hour before we normally train and I'm starving! I know I just had dinner 10 minutes ago but that doesn't matter."

Problem is that I already gave in to him a month or two ago and because of that his training time has been pushed forward by 30 minutes.
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Right now, my GSD would be saying
"can you get off that pc, there are rabbits to be chased in our back garden, let me out"
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Cassy would mostly say "I need water" "i wanna play" "I'm hungry"!!
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Jake would say "scratch me, scratch me, scratch meeeee! No not my back you goof, my ears!"
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"Just curious because I think it's fun and get good food out of it, but why do you make me learn all this weird stuff?"
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"Yawn. What do you mean sleeping in front of the doorway is a bad idea?"
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It's the mailman, it's the mailman, it's the mailman....why can't you let me out so I can keep him away from our house!!!!!
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Prowl: "Ball? Ball? Ball? Throw the ball please. Just throw it. I'm waiting"
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Garp: MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM!
Me: What?
Garp: Duuuuurp. Huh huh. Hi.
Garp: MOM! MOM! MOM! MOM! PET ME! PET ME! SCRATCH MY BUTT!

Me: No
Garp: OMFGHUGWefkjsab!!! SQUIRREL! IN TREE! I'M GOING TO GET IT FOR YOU!
Me: Leave it, let's go [click]
Garp: OOH! HOT DOG! IF I SPEND 4 SECONDS FAKING A HEEL, CAN I HAVE ANOTHER HOT DOG? PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEA....... OMFG IT'S A CAT. I'M GOING TO KILL IT. I'M GOING TO DESTROY IT!
Me: Watch me. Let's go.
Garp: Ah LUB YOU MOM!
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I have an electric oil radiator that works great as long as the outside temperature is above 35 degrees, and as long as a lovable brat doesn't lay with his head against it's temperature gauge. Unfortunately he likes to lay like that...

"Why are you telling me to move?...... What do you mean the heater thinks the temp in the house is over 80 and it's my fault?..... Well It's more comfortable right here rather then 6 inches over, or in one of my dog beds..... You should put on extra clothes, and wrap up in a blanket!"
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