Whatís your canineís quirk?
Does Prince drink out of the toilet? Thatís not a quirk. Thatís a well-considered choice.
Does he drink out of the toilet when youíreÖÖ...? --------Thatís a quirk.
Does your Fido eat steamed broccoli, but never raw, only the stalks, and never the flowery head which happens to be called the curd?
Maybe your Cur-dawg talks in her sleep, sleeps with a horse, has butt dialed your mother,
puts her toys away without being asked except for Mr. Squeaky who is quite special and
has a special place thatís not in the toy bucket. Does Luna get a little ticked during the full moon and
bury his bones in the bottom of the laundry basket?
Maybe little Fluff Puff will ride in the back seat with your son on the way to soccer practice, but no way, no how,
will Fluff ride in back on the way home. Itís front seat- ďShotgun!Ē or Master Puff ainít getting in?
Has your pooch made an extra special friend that doesnít live in your home and isnít canus lupus familiaris?
Does your buddy, Buddy, buddy with a bunny, hang out with the chipmunk on the stump, greet the doe at the salt block,
or investigate the hedgerow with a skunk and not need a V8 shampoo?
You all got the idea? Okay, Good boy. Good girl. Iíve thrown you a bone and please donít make me go first. I won't cuz I've got quirks too.
Letís hear íem. Bonus internet points for pictures.