The dog that eats anything. This is a discussion on The dog that eats anything. within the Dog Stories forums, part of the More category; First off, please excuse the typing mistakes ahead of time. I just finished my heavy chest and arm workout. My arms and hands are a ...  
06-10-2010, 04:19 AM
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| The dog that eats anything.
First off, please excuse the typing mistakes ahead of time. I just finished my heavy chest and arm workout. My arms and hands are a little numb and shaking from adrenaline.
I had just finished a 2 hour workout session and was headed to the bathtub. I try to wash up and soak in a nice hot bath after lifting weights to relax my muscles. I started with my normal routine. Grab the radio, and a wash cloth, but when I reached for the bar of soap that is always next to the master bathroom sink I came up empty. I looked all over the bathroom and found nothing. I wandered out into the living room and saw the bar chewed up into pieces on the floor. Well...As you all know I have three hounds that are troublemakers. I wasn't sure who was the responsible party until I rounded the corner and set my eyes on Betty. She had just taken a drink of water and was panting. This was normal except for the bubbles that were forming around her mouth. She was happy as a pig in mud and very proud that she took that nasty 10 dollar bar of natural aromatic soap that I use specially for after a workout and disposed of it. All I could do was laugh and pat her on the head because she is just a ham all the time.
Imagine this look, but with bubbles forming around her mouth. It was hilarious.  | 
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06-10-2010, 04:34 AM
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| HA HA HA You gotta love Betty
Maybe she had a potty mouth and wanted to redeem herself
She's probably laughing at you and shaking her head saying:
"That tasted like a 3 dollar bar of soap Nick, you got ripped off dude!" | |
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06-10-2010, 12:20 PM
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Too funnny! | |
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06-10-2010, 12:29 PM
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| oh man!
when the story started, I was going to make a "gun show" joke...but then I realized you working out was part of the story  | |
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06-10-2010, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Criosphynx  oh man!
when the story started, I was going to make a "gun show" joke...but then I realized you working out was part of the story | Hey now, I know I am out of shape and it has been a long time, but I can still bench 210lbs 3 sets of 20 reps and My curls are at 55 lbs 3 sets of 10. I wish now that I had not sold my old weight set to pay off some of the succubus's bills though. I would probably still be working out at 300+ lbs.
Man I am sore this morning, lol.
Oh yeah...forgot to add that I am being serious this time. | |
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06-10-2010, 05:17 PM
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06-10-2010, 05:32 PM
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| I second the above post | |
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06-10-2010, 08:12 PM
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| LOL Betty and Glacier should go on a date! They would have fun scrounging around finding god knows what. I hate to gross you all out but Glacier has an obsession with tissue..after I blow my nose...he can like...smell it... does Betty like boogers? LOL jk | |
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06-10-2010, 08:38 PM
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| Yeah, she has been know to eat dirty tissues also.  Well Missy has Clover, Cleo is a spinster, so Betty needs a boyfriend also. She is big boned, loves long walks while tracking down new and interesting scents, and rolling in dead animals until the wee hours of the morning. She says that Glacier is one hot dude, and would love to get to know him a little better.
I have been trying to talk cleo into picking a guy friend, but she thinks they are all imature and not worth her time. 
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06-10-2010, 09:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ScentHound Yeah, she has been know to eat dirty tissues also. Well Missy has Clover, Cleo is a spinster, so Betty needs a boyfriend also. She is big boned, loves long walks while tracking down new and interesting scents, and rolling in dead animals until the wee hours of the morning. She says that Glacier is one hot dude, and would love to get to know him a little better.
I have been trying to talk cleo into picking a guy friend, but she thinks they are all imature and not worth her time. | LOL Cleo is smart! | |
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